PETA…In a Nut Shell
Oh wait, should that read that PETA IS a Nut Shell?
By Stevie Z
Here’s the Dilemma: the world needs groups like PETA (which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals……not People Eating Tasty Animals, as some suggest) to help look after the welfare of critters. In fact, nothing in this world pisses me off more then someone or something that is being mistreated, especially when that someone or something can’t defend itself or speak out - this includes animals and children, and in some instances women. Don’t send letters - I’m referring to people that are abusive - to women, children, animals, etc.
I think the basic concept of PETA is a good thing, and that they should be looking out for the welfare of animals, and decrying things like fur coats (hey, I come from a northern town that was founded on the fur trade, and know what trapping animals is like) and abuse of animals in general, but come on, they go way beyond ‘hard sell’ into ’stupidly pointless and ridiculous sell’. That little stunt they pulled comparing the gruesome murder of a man on a GreyHound Bus to the slaughter of animals, went way too far and they obviously didn’t really take into consideration the friends and relatives of the victim, did they? Using a person’s pain and suffering to further your own cause is bullshit, and they should be punished for that kind of crap.
They have a forum on their site, and I’m not making this up, it’s called the “Peta Files”. Say that out loud. I don’t know if they’re trying to be clever or cute or just insulting again, but I find the name deplorable.
Their outlandish over-the-top bullshit hurts them in the long run, because instead of having their name associated with a noble cause that people would want to support, they’re known by and large as a bunch of nut jobs that most people don’t want anything to do with.
Here’s a perfect example of how they hurt themselves: my wife works for a company that, among other things, does architectural design work for slaughterhouses. I have about as good an idea of what goes on in those places as a person can without actually being on the kill floor and seeing, hearing (and smelling!) things for themselves. Over the past couple of years my wife and I have been doing a fair bit of research and are looking at cutting meat out of our diet. Technically speaking, PETA should be a great place to start looking at ideas, recipes, support, etc. They even have a ‘Vegetarian Starter Kit’ that you can order and they’ll send it to you for free. But here’s the thing - I wouldn’t give them my home address in a million years. I’d honestly be worried that they would start sending, I don’t know, pails of blood to me in the mail to drive home the point that animals are being killed. Think I’m being silly? I’ve seen the kit - a co-worker ordered it. Sure, it’s got recipes and substitutions and such, but it’s also got a lot of photos of maimed and disfigured animals, along with great stories of abuse. Hey asshats - I know about all this already, you can DIAL IT BACK A BIT! Their websites are the same thing - you can’t just get helpful, friendly tips and advice without the bullshit propaganda.
I can totally visualize walking into their offices and saying “Hey guys, I know that eating meat is all bad and stuff, and we treat animals badly, and I’ve already read about all that, so I want to forego eating meat forever and only eat lettuce” and they react by screaming at you “ANIMALS ARE BEING CRUELLY MURDERED, AHHHHH!” and then slapping you in the face with a pig fetus or something.
Seriously guys, relax. And oh yeah, having someone like Pamela Anderson as one of your biggest spokespeople isn’t (in my humble but accurate opinion) the best idea ever. Actually, come to think of it, maybe it IS a stroke of genius, after all, she appears to have about the same intelligence as the cows and chickens she’s trying to save.
Of course, I’m just sayin’
Stevie Z
Okay, I DO have to admit that some of their ads are pretty awesome though






